1. This alpha male who wants a “smart female” who “savors testosterone”:
2. This guy who said a liiiiittle too much:
3. This honest dude:
4. This Tinder match who really gave a first impression:
5. This wild opener:
6. …And this super awkward one:
7. This not-so-PG-13 pickup line:
8. This guy who just…didn’t clarify anything:
9. This emoji message that quickly went ****:
10. This dude who got riled up real fast:
11. This person who rematched with someone months later — only to be bombarded with questions about why they’re still single:
12. This short king who fired back:
13. This match who just wanted to say “sup”:
14. This Merry Christmas greeting:
15. This IG stalker:
16. This guy who apparently hooked up with his match’s mom???:
17. This “bold” question:
18. This person who DEFINITELY had hard feelings:
19. This match who felt the need to give dating advice:
20. This conversational gym bro:
21. This person who apparently HAD to say this:
22. This guy who thinks a woman keeping herself safe is “unhinged”:
23. This person who can’t hold a convo:
24. This convo that took an uncomfortable turn:
25. And this convo that got **** real quick:
26. This copy and paster:
27. This absolutely wild reunion on Tinder:
28. This person who didn’t even show up for the date:
29. This match who didn’t even say hello…just asked for this person’s address:
30. This match who just HAD to add this **** detail:
31. And finally, this guy who just gave up:
